Ask Azrael 2

DISCLAIMER: All answers are strictly the opinions of the angel Azrael, and do not reflect the opinions of his creator.

Question:
Azrael: Based on your knowledge of life and death, who do you think had the least likelihood of living long?

Answer:
Oh PLEASE. That's hardly a fair question. Knowing the other two angels... You're all equally as likely to die.

Elaboration:
Azrael only records the defeats. His colleagues have more influence on deaths than he does. And he doesn't particularly trust either of them.

Question:
Azrael: Books? Ew. Why write about people when you can just punch them in the face? -Adrael

Answer:
I see SOMEONE is still THICK as a BRICK. Maybe if you read more, you'd be a bit more clever.

Elaboration:
Siblings. What can I say. It's a love-hate relationship. Though Azrael doesn't particularly like it when his sister insinuates that she's better than him because she can do things he can't. Guy's a bit bitter about that.